May 20, 2012


I’m in love.

I’m finally in love. Real, deep, blissful love. It’s a beautiful thing and it’s only getting stronger. Game of Thrones, marry me. I want to be with you forever.

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May 3, 2012


Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Anonymous

Finally, someone has come up with some clever webvertising! It appeals to the internet generation’s heightened sense of self worth, it’s got mystery, and my guess is it’s just subtle enough to fool a fair sized demographic . WELL PLAYED.

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tHe BeAtLeS: ThE LoSt CoNcErT

April 28, 2012


Hellllppppp.

I have a Midterm and Final due for my very last class. I will fail and have to retake the class if I don’t do it. But I cannnnnttt get started. I cant I say!

Does anyone have any old papers on reneweable energy, climate change, or global warming? If not I may actually hand in what is below, which is all I have written so far: 

WATER QUIZ

1. At the moment, I am so tired and burnt out, that I am going to list all of the things I would rather do than write a proper response to this question:

My voluntary substitutes are as follows (In no particular order)

1. I would run cross-country (I’m a terrible runner) and as a bonus, I would clean every portable toilet I came across sans gloves. 

2. I would babysit several 5 year olds holding sharp knives, with my hands tied behind my back.

3. I would travel to Camden, New Jersey, alone, and attempt to sell kitchenware on the side of the road at 3:00 am. 

4. I would listen to Dr. Laura non stop for 48 hours, with no food or water, and would not be allowed to call her names.

5. I would go back to the 6th grade.

6. I would move 100 bowling balls up a 98 degree hill and place them at the top, where an evil clown would push them back down. I would repeat this for 4 days.

7. I would hang out with Fran Drescher all week, she would have a microphone, she would be singing, and we would be handcuffed together.

8.I would punch a Bee Hive, twice, naked.

9. I would scrape all of the (non lead based) paint off of a moderately sized sky scraper.

10. Lastly, I would tell that really annoying, offensive, rude, and unintelligent kid in my writing class, that I find him so irresistibly attractive, I would go straight for him. 

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April 18, 2012


I promise I’m gay but this man is DELICIOUS.

I promise I’m gay but this man is DELICIOUS.

(Source: stupidhomme)

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March 26, 2012



“TUSH: The Series” 

“TUSH: The Series” 

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“TUSH: The Series” 

“TUSH: The Series” 

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My main Lezbro

March 7, 2012


This is why the internet is awesome.

http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2012/03/07/stop-kony-yes-but-dont-stop-asking-questions/

Remember when people tweeted about the Earthquake before people a few states away had even felt it yet? I love the interwebs for real, because as people twat away with this opinion or that, with “support KONY 2012” or “Don’t donate!” they are missing the most important part… I don’t know yet where I stand on the organization Invisible Children, but I do know that what is most important is that I can sit here, read two different sides, and make my own decision, you see, I’m thinking less of the specific situation in Uganda (or not really in Uganda anymore…but alas) and more about how significant it is that people have the means to make a difference right from their homes…The civil rights movement, or the very movement that got my lady parts the right to vote, was done in an entirely different way. We are in a new era of revolution and it excites me to no end to see anyone taking advantage of that type of viral marketing (be it misleading propaganda or not) especially for a cause that seems to have nothing but good intentions. We have so much information at our fingertips that no one listens to and it’s nice to see people (who I would otherwise consider politically blind) to have status updates about something other than how drunk they were last night.

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